Selam came home with a list of kids in her class. She is supposed to make a valentine for each. Since all her class can talk about this year is who loves who, this is a tall order. It’s hard to pick out just the right card that says “I’m really cool” while not also saying, “I want to kiss you.” She is living in fear of the valentine from a boy in her class who has reportedly said that he is in love with her and wants to marry her.
She’s not interested.
He reportedly smells like cheerios.
Hey, everyone has a standard to uphold.